POD

Q: How incredibly lazy is the life of an NBA player? You don't even have to stretch yourself out--they have people that do that for you. Unreal. How strange of a job would that be? "What do you do for a living?" "Oh, me? I make sure grown men's groins are nice and loose..."

Dogg: First off, I hate Mike Conley Jr. for some reason. I really can’t pinpoint why I hate him but I don’t think he’s that great of a player. His trainer looks to be enjoying this massage as much as Mike is. I bet Mike gets happy endings with every massage that tool…How great of a life though? Playing basketball for millions of dollars and getting 5 star treatment anytime you want it.

Fuzz: "I just farted."